Mentor application : jeffery jefferson //DENIED//

CKEY: jefferyjefferson
Discord Name: j3ff
Wiki User: wtf is a wiki i dont read that shit
Living Playtime (OOC: View Tracked Playtime): too fucking long like 300 hrs
Experience with NSV mechanics: im fucking awesome at that shit. been everywhere and anywhere been to fucking dolos. once i loaded sixteen MAC guns at once with nothing but the bicep in my penis
Why do you want to be a mentor: i need to tell new players how to kill themselves
#1 Detail how you start a fighter and take off:
fuel that fucking shit
put ammo in it (dont forget tycoon has none)
turn the fucking thing on wait for the APM to hit max then hit the ignition
die gloriously
#2 What do you need to do in order to properly load the Naval Artillery, and what do you need to use?:
multitool the fucking shell after dragging it over in a crate or on a cart
put that shit in
pack it with powder if youre a little bitch
maybe use six powder
do this twice so you can reload quick
#3 What is a good entry role for those new to NSV?:
#4 What is a good entry role for those new to SS13?:
#5 What is the difference between an Executive Officer on NSV and a Head of Personnel in regular SS13?: there’s many differences but the main similarity is that BOTH ARE FUCKING USELESS
#6 How do you heal and revive an IPC?:
very carefully
#7 What are the dos and don’ts upon finding your ship in superstructure critical?:
step 1. ;IT’L BUFF OUT (this ancient ritual inspires confidence)
step 2 assess the situation, if it’s super ultra fucked jump out
if it’s moderately fucked turn your sonar off and hide until engineers take you out of SS crit
if it’s in SS crit but it’s not actually all that bad, just finish the fight quickly and let engineers fix it
dont get it
#8 How do you reset an AI’s laws if they have been changed by an Ion storm?:
use a fucking reset board and dont forget to upload asimov NT default sucks
#9 Detail a stormdrive setup for beginners:
idk there’s a wiki for that shit i’ll just link them the article
#10 You’re an engineer and notice a massive drop in pressure in the AGCNR (nuclear reactor), what do you do?: scream ;OH SHIT THE REACTOR IS BREACHED then make a hasty attempt to fix it in a poor way, then die
#11 Detail the steps to take if the Stormdrive is close to melting down:
it’l buff out
#12 You don’t know the answer to a question in a mentorhelp, what do you do?:
tell them to check the wiki or ask another mentor to do that shit in mhelp
#13 What is your favorite color? (Color codes accepted for this question.):
shit brown

Mentor aplication denied by head mentor, reason: shit brown clashes with the maid uniform