Post your funniest or most memorable moments on the server. I’ll begin with a tale of Rages-The-Cage the luchador lizard, I may not get all the details right because I didn’t witness the whole thing.
Round starts. Rages-The-Cage begins to tear apart the gym, when I ask why, he exclaims that he wants to build a rage cage and become it’s new champion.
He Don’s a luchador mask and encourages the crew to face him in the cage, one on one.
Eventually I grow bored of my job and go to the gym. I offer to fight and he heartily agrees.
“PREPARE TO RAGE IN EL CAGE, OLE!”
The fight is on, but it’s over as quickly as it started. I get totally robusted and thrown into an electrified grille, my competitor is hardly scratched. After I’m in crit, he nobly drags me to a nearby sleeper to heal my wounds.
It seems his cage isn’t getting much attention so I make a quantum pad connecting the gym to the briefing room.
Later on, Rages claims to have met his Russian arch nemesis, a bottle of badminka vodka and how he is unable to beat it in the arena.
Shortly after I spot Rages-The-Cage with two bags of holding, I ask why, “ES MY FINAL MOVE, EL ONLY WAY TO WIN, OLE!”
I run to the gym, but I am too late. The rage cage, Rages, and the bottle of badminka vodka are all gone, destroyed by the tear in reality.
After a tough battle with the syndicate fleet, the shuttle arrives and we prepare to leave.
Back at Centcom Rages-The-Cage is there, dressed up in a gas mask and a bear skin cloak, waiting to robust the crew as they leave the shuttle.
Round end report reveals Rages as a traitor who must have traded his telecrystals for the wresting martial art so that he may become the ultimate rage cage champion. Even in defeat he found a way to overcome his opponents at the cost of his own life.
Respect for Rages-The-Cage
Clown Captain flies ship into combat and does not die instantly